Bill's Blog

ATTENTION BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN:

Now is your chance to be ugly!!!

ninos barro

AUGUST 26th through the 29th . . . it’s the return of MUDDY MAYHEM!!!

Kids–here’s the problem . . . .  Your parents know that you are much better-looking than their friends’ kids.  While they’d never actually SAY that to their friends, they think it.  Your friend Mr. Bill knows what it’s like to be unspeakably attractive, the object of every adoring eye in the room.  I know, I know–it’s a difficult burden to bear; illustrating to others how beautiful they might have been.  If you’re like me, kids, you just wish that you could temporarily remove the gorgeous, and lay it aside like some old coat. Wouldn’t that be blissful relief?

Lucky for you, beautiful child, I happen to be an expert in unattractive.  You could say it’s innate:  Like a spider knows to spin a web, like an old person wakes up at 4 a.m., like a nerd knows Star Trek.  “Ugly” happens to be my specialty.  So let’s get messy!

We’re hosting the Muddy Mayhem event again this year, saying “farewell” to summertime.  Once again, we’ll be shooting Quick Pics & full sessions.  As always, you’ll need your Mom to schedule an appointment.   Like last year, we’re asking for a $163.50 retainer, all of which applies to the purchase of portraits.

[I don't want to get you too excited, but we're also hosting the Watermelon special at the same time.  You'll have to read the next blog for that information.]

Look for more details soon!  Until then, watch the video below to see a few of the highlights from last year’s Muddy Mayhem.  Farewell, beautiful people.

-mr. bill