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Not just any duck enters the elite cadre of Beyond Photography Easter Ducks.

If you follow my blog [God bless you!], you last read about the duck that went awry.   [If you haven't read it, skip down and first read the entry right below this one.]   Normally, we have to gently break the news to a certain duck that he/she isn’t up to our standards.  Last time, though, the Fowl walked out on us!  If you missed it–he walked out with big steps!

OBX

He terrorized our great land from Arkansas to the Outer Banks, and we last saw him swimming east.  Soon thereafter we’d learn that he actually went to the Far East.  Perfect! He swam right into my plan to stop him.  Foolish bird.

My mind reeled as I stood on the sands of the Atlantic Ocean, watching our creature escape to foreign lands.  How could I stop him?!  Deep inside, I knew the truth . . . there was no way I could stop him. I’m just one man.  Fortunately, though, I was just one man with a cell phone.  Scrolling through the phone log, I spotted the name between “Get Help Now!” and “Grannie, Get Your Gun!”  Whose name, you ask?  Maybe you’ve heard of him . . . he has extensive experience fighting abnormally large, destructive creatures:

don't mess with the zilla-god

Obviously, I wasn’t present to watch the great Duck versus Lizard battle.  I would love to show you photos from Godzilla’s smackdown, but most governments of the world have denied the existence of our Supra-Duck.  This “information embargo” actually makes it perilous for me to speak of these affairs.  Let me conclude with the tidbits I DO know.

2 facts assure me that the Great Lizard valiantly subdued the duck:

1.  Have you seen reports of a monstrous, heartless duck terrorizing our world?  “But,” you argue, “I haven’t seen reports of Godzilla, either!” That’s a no-brainer:  Godzilla always keeps a low profile, and he lives in the ocean.  duh.

2.  I have seen one critical piece of evidence, forever recording the great showdown.  See for yourself:

unequivocal proof

Debate solved, disaster averted.  Bless you, Godzilla.

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Now you know the story of the first duck that failed the Beyond Photography Portrait Eligibility Test.  Stay tuned for more stories.  If you subscribe to the blog, you’ll be notified of the next post.

Now that you know the great care we take with our ducks, I hope that you’ll trust us to take great care of your kids!  Call or email Beyond Photography to schedule your appointment.  501-519-7524.  Find dates and pricing information on our website or on the blog.